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So uh...yeah.

I felt like posting something but don't really have a firm direction to go here. Not only that, but I am a little short on time before I head back to work. That being the case I thought I'd just post up a couple of funny signs I found in my travels over the past week.

First up:

Ok maybe this is only funny to me, but one of my friends from another school pronounces it exactly like this. So when I was walking down the street and saw this I started laughing right then and there. Had to take a picture for posterity.

And second:

Ok read that out loud. Now check it again. Yes, it really does say "Tit Collection". Somehow though, I am rather doubtful as to that being the intention of the sign's creators. My guess is that it's an unfortunate scripting choice. Since the shop was closed at the time I can't be certain. I've been meaning to go by again to see just what they sell in there. Maybe it's not a typo...

That's all for now kids. Tune in next time for further adventures...

Comments

Lalena said…
Ha, that's hilarious. You totally have to go to the Tits Collection store. Has anyone told you what they sell? It's funny that you post this now as I just read a chapter in that book I'm reading in regards to all the funny "Engrish" and people walking around with shirts that write "ENJOY MY BROTHER!" and an old lady wearing a shirt that says "LUSTY TOY".
11:37 PM
Obsidian3D said…
Yeah I found out that it's a watch shop. When my friend asked if he knew what the word meant, the guy said "yeah, the sound a watch makes: tit, tit, tit."

Bwahahaah!
8:29 AM
Richard "Virge" Barkman said…
I had a Tit Collection once. Then my Mom found it and the garbage man struck gold! Damn parents.
12:40 AM
Anonymous said…
Admit it, you were secretly wishing it was a real "tit" collection. I read between the lines yo.
2:40 PM
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